HORSE TEXTING DEFINITIONS:

OOH - out of hay

LAS - lost a shoe

HJBM- horse just bit me

FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing

FTC -- Forgot the carrots

MIHA -- Mare's in heat, again

IPTI -- I'll pick up tennis instead

LWW -- Lesson went well 

MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off

HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair

HAO - Hay All Over

HIMB - Hay in My BRA

PIHH - POOP INDUCED HALF HALT

UD - Unplanned Dismount

PTTDG - Prayed to the Dirt God

MMM - Master Manure Mucker

OOM - Out of money

MHTS - More horses than sense. 

BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers

GBBF - got board bill, fainted

GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted  

HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted

SLH - Smell like horse

HTNHFH - Hiding the new horse from hubby

WWFNS - Will work for new saddle

AROGC - Arena rained out - going crazy 

SSB - saddle sore butt

ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon 

NLT - No lesson today

HGR - Have a great ride

R2R - Ready to Ride